A Pigeon's Problem

Look at this ridiculous serpent! I must move my nest from this serpent to keep my eggs safe. I thought I have been free from them at last from moving them to the top of this tree I've tried everything! Now they are coming from the sky? This serpent claims to be a girl!? I've never heard of such a thing before. This serpent has told me it has tasted eggs, of course it's not a little girl. I'm no fool, I know a serpent when I see one. I will not be tricked into letting this serpent steal my eggs! This serpent is starring at my eggs! It claims to not want them but I know better. Go away serpent, get away from my eggs and be on your way.